The following conversation has been re-threaded to prevent seizures and consciousness disassociation. Also, reading the following will be more enjoyable if you first put on some 3D glasses.

Crispy Lettuce: Some of these dudes in Asimov’s piss me off. 3 degrees, have awesome jobs and write reems of scifi in their spare time. wtf
Cookie Monster: haha, yeah, some people I think are born to withstand distraction. can you imagine living in a time when geniuses were legends, like Da Vinci, Franklin, Tesla. fuck, Ben Franklin still intimidates me
Crispy Lettuce: Be nice if that came about again
Cookie Monster: the dude was a 1000 year champion of the universe
Crispy Lettuce: Instead of ashton getting the attn he does
Cookie Monster: like an age of legends
Crispy Lettuce: Mmmm
Crispy Lettuce: I need to go to space and mine things. Need scientists to get lots of money to make that possible. I can’t have a deflector shield without them
Cookie Monster: I want a space game to come out. something rad
Crispy Lettuce: Haha
Crispy Lettuce: No, CM, no. Stop glorifying game makers. We want real ships
Crispy Lettuce: No more sim space mining, no more sim space mining!
Crispy Lettuce chants
Cookie Monster: maybe my childrens children can do the mining
Cookie Monster: well, what are you doing about it? you should be a lobbyist and try and bring down the military spending and redirect it at intergalactic operations
Crispy Lettuce: yeah!
Crispy Lettuce: Uhhh being enthusiastic about the privatization of space?
Cookie Monster: get the fucking lead out
Cookie Monster: enthusiasm doesnt make spaceships. try and get in at an aerospace company
Crispy Lettuce: I have checked them all
Cookie Monster: your enthusiasm may be too low
Crispy Lettuce: They only want Space Avionic Commando Machinists LVL 3. I’m missing like 6 degrees in particle physics
Cookie Monster: dude, Ben Franklin would have 8
Crispy Lettuce: I know, I suck
Cookie Monster: you are not doing Ben justice
Crispy Lettuce:
Cookie Monster: epic life fail. I am ashamed to know you
Crispy Lettuce: I have failed u, Ben!
Cookie Monster: I will just get in my space game. you can go get more degrees
Crispy Lettuce: Nooooooo! But who will manage the mining drones?! I can’t do it all!
Cookie Monster: I dunno man, maybe some other dork, I will be on patrol around Ganymede. blasting space shit
Cookie Monster: into space shit
Crispy Lettuce: That’s it, no space for u
Crispy Lettuce: No u stay here and live in ur games
Cookie Monster: I have a space shit transmutifier
Crispy Lettuce: No Ganymede
Cookie Monster: F U, I go where I want
Cookie Monster scoots around Ganymede

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