2.3.2008

Super(bowl) Fuck You

There’s nothing like watching 4 brain cells tackle 3 brain cells. Especially when you get to donate millions of dollars to FOX while doing it! They certainly are a worthy organization that could use more money. Without your support, Rupert Murdoch is going to have a much harder time controlling everything you watch, listen to and read.

Seriously, you’ve done enough thinking. It’s time to let good ol’ Emperor Murdoch do the thinking for you.

FOX would like to thank you for contributing to the viewership statistic that has allowed them to make 250+ million dollars in an afternoon on ads. To show their appreciation, they’ve prepared this gift card for you.

Feel like sparking up some neurons? Try this out.

Or

Learn about the super finger.


  • Call my old fashioned, but fuck the super finger.


  • So says the man who weighs 45 lbs soaking wet. Maybe you’d understand and appreciate the sport more if you ate some meat once in a while. :-P

    … and really? Dane Cook? You’ve got to be kidding me.


  • Dan wins troll of the day.

    You and me, buddy. Let’s fight. I keeeel u!


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